In order to bring additional truth in labeling, it might be useful to take a look at how we can, starting with the Nolan Chart, further pigeon-hole people into smaller, more concise subdivisions. In order to present credible assertions based upon scientific fact, you must devote yourself to reading a lot of statistically based in-depth analysis explaining how all the information was extrapolated from numerous lengthy studies.
OK. . .What you really want is a buttload of politically incorrect capricious opinions, mostly about why people have screwed up views.
Below is a graphic, that does not represent a politically scientific study, nor is endorsed by the administration of this website, and it will ensure that I will never personally run for political office:
Let’s take a look at what makes each group tick. Note that they will be referred to often by the arbitrary colors I put on them.
The tan group, or the normal people, have been told, and believe that they are extreme right wingers, when in fact, they are just normal, except for all of the pickup trucks they drive and their country music. The rest of the electorate has gone completely left of center over time and left the center as the new right. Tans want boring and uncool things like a lot less government meddling and taxes.
The left thinks that since the tans are so vanilla in their beliefs that they must be some kind of white racists. Well. . . I know that is a stupid analysis but YOU find some evidence for why libs think the right is racist if you don’t believe me. There is no justification for the claim that the right is racist. Why do black Tea Party members go to their meetings?
Unlike their pals in the red group, tans have become used to taking verbal beatings in the media while continually standing up for responsible government. Tans think and act like they are a tiny minority, so they are always on the defense. They have no concept of how to go on offense, because fighting is not nice and they like to avoid confrontation. The main difference between the tan group and the white group is that the tan group has devoted at least some time to knowing what is going on in the real world. Since tans work, they at least listen to talk radio in the car. The tan group’s goal is to draw the white group into the fold, which they are very slowly accomplishing. Obamacare is likely to hasten the process as it continues to crash and burn. The National debt is more of an abstract concept than the personal household debt that is being forced upon millions thanks to a tyrannical Supreme Court decision backing up a tyrannical law that is all Democrat all day long.
Many in the tan group clings to their guns and Bibles. If you personally don’t cling to the Bible, then such clinging probably seems pretty strange. That’s why they’re normal and you’re not. Just sayin’.
The worst thing any of the tan’s foes could have done was to mess with Phil Robertson, but for some reason I guess it was OK to nitpick Paula Deen. You can drain three liters of blood from each of the tans and get away with it but when it gets down to the last liter or so, they will actually consider drawing the line.
John Boehner says he’s just as conservative as anyone else. It doesn’t look like it to the untrained eye, but this is probably true. What is not understood by just about everyone is the existence of the Libertarian/Statist Axis on the Nolan Chart. Because no one really gets that “Republican” does not equal “libertarian” or “conservative” there is an ongoing battle on what and who Republicans are supposed to represent. Tans call various statist conservatives RINOs when those RINOs could be equally justified in calling the other Republicans RINOs. Since all Republicans are not born with Republican DNA and are in name only it could be thought of as a pointless argument, since all Republicans are in name only (RINO). The RINO group is seen as wimpy dirty trick players by the ultra-defensive tans. But those in the red group are serving their own self interests like everyone else. The red group is short sighted in thinking if we could just help the corporations hire more people everything would be fixed.
The tan group is upset that the red group feels they have to start pandering to the orange group since both of the blue groups and the pink group have been using the orange group to win elections. The orange group is like the white group except that they get enough entitlement goodies to win their loyalty.
The pink group is the orange group extraordinaire. They would be quite content to live in a kennel. Daily rations, and everything paid for with other people’s money. They have no personal ambitions and have never seen the need to think seriously about much of anything serious. They have no concept of self-improvement. They go from one high cost self inflicted drama to the other and can’t understand why no one wants to help them out. Their main, if only political goal is to have the minimum wage increased.
Pinks are like those Imperial Storm troopers and other doofuses who served the Empire on the Star Wars Death Star. Their lives have no purpose other than to serve the Emperor. Similarly, Darth’s followers are like the pink group with the only exception is that Obama is cool and the Emperor on Star Wars was evil because he was ugly. Likewise, you can see pinks mindlessly standing behind Obama during any of his hopey-changey speeches. I would be interesting to know if they wonder why they exist or why they are looking at the back of Obama’s head?
The Black Group had their headquarters on the Death Star before it blew up. Right now the imperial HQ is in the White House. They also have field offices in the Kremlin, NSA, IRS and other places. Darth Vader was definitely a noted Statist and of course, so is Obama. While both are in the black group on the chart and physically black on the outside, that has nothing to do with it, so don’t even start.
The darker blue’s headquarters is at the United Nations building. The far left only sees rainbows and unicorns, bluebirds, hummingbirds and butterflies. They get along fabulously with communists, globalists, and sharia Islamists, and just about everyone until they encounter a Tea Party type, then they lose their minds and composure and turn into a pit viper and spew venom everywhere. They get along with so many hostile groups that it is little wonder that Democrats don’t provide their own Secretaries of Defense. Defense is the Republican’s job, not theirs. Democrats would rather just try to cut Defense spending because they know it makes the right mad.
If you need an expert, look to the dark blues. They have all of the degrees, awards and cushy influential high paying jobs they keep giving to each other to prove it. The dark blues control science, entertainment, news, you name it. They see themselves as the geniuses who pull all the strings, but then cater to every whim of the black group. Must be that dark side of the force thing.
The darker blue group is not so much in touch with reality. They don’t have enough common sense to know that they don’t have any. The “programs” they come up with are always 100% grand uber-screwups. However, they are quite adept at sitting around and changing the names of stuff to make them sound less bad and formulating new lies to overcome resistance to their nonsense. It is surprising that they have not just come out and said, “Hey, light blue, orange, pink, green, white, give me your huddled masses and we will open the vault to the US Treasury and take everything. . .” Oh wait, they have been for decades. Right now they are salivating and wringing their hands at how to get your retirement funds. Darker blues have lots of money, mostly from the government, but they begrudge the reds and others for having money that they worked for in spite of all of their regulations. If everyone would just take a balanced approach and give their fair share, the darker blues would make the world a better place.
The light blues are the dark blue’s lap dogs. The fast track to becoming a liberal is to go to a state run college, because you can’t just make that stuff up. The more years of indoctrination you get, the farther you drift toward the darker blue. The light blues know they are smarter than the white group or tans because they know pro wrestling is fake. But the joke is on them because even the people who watch pro wrestling know it is fake. I think. A noted light blue group affiliate would be Squidward Tentacles.
Like the tans, the most fertile recruiting ground for liberalism is the densely populated white group. The white group are those who have never had an original thought independent of the world view they have acquired from years of edification by the morals of TV sitcoms or the movies. They can tell you about a quarterback’s stats or who got voted off, but not the latest government scheme to grope at their freedoms or money, and definitely nothing about religion. The white area is the core of the silent majority, which is nothing to brag about. It’s like old guys who brag about not knowing anything about computers, only the consequences are far worse.
The white area likes to keep their minds open, so they don’t like it when you come along and tell them why you made up your own mind about anything. The white area has nothing to do with skin color, the color of their house or cars, or anything. It’s just white because I didn’t color it. You with me?
The green group is a curious enigma. They are the single guys who are wrapped up into sci-fi and comics and believe aliens have come to earth. The tan group is annoyed by them because they find themselves agreeing with them more than they think they should. When the tans and greens do agree, it is for completely different reasons.
The red group and pretty much everyone else would have nothing whatsoever to do with the wacko greens. The green group seems to be the least populated of any group, probably because of all of the alien abductions. There probably are some greens on nolanchart.com but I don’t remember seeing any. They’re out there.
I hope this study has been enlightening. I look forward to your feedback in further developing these theories. Perhaps we can go into more detail and turn this into a sort of anthology and sell it. It would be interesting to hear from those who are from groups who are clearly not normal, to understand if and why they think they themselves are normal, which of course they are not.
So what did we learn here? Not much. Just remember, it is what it is.Tweet
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