Topic: Presidential Campaign 2008
New Fox News Debate Reality TV Show Fox News creates new reality TV show "Let's elect a Fascist"by Big Louie
(libertarian)
Sunday, December 30, 2007
Dis-claimer :Yes, I know the debate story that was spreading around the web yesterday turned out to be false, this however, is the REAL Story of the whole Fox News Idea and why Ron Paul would not be allowed to participate.
In a world filled with the many wonderful Reality TV shows such as; Survivor, Joe Millionaire and I want to Marry a Monkey, Fox News Corp. has decided to launch the 1st episode it's own reality show this coming January called
"Let's Elect a Fascist.
In this "un-authorized" press release, we will "spill the beans" about the show that will be much more popular than mega-hit "American Idol" because on this show, the contestants get to force other people to sing
So a warning to both of my readers, "hang on to your seats (and your wallets) You are about to be taken on a wild ride, literally and figuratively.
Here is how the game works. "Let's Elect a Fascist" will have 5 candidates/contestants, who will compete to be named "Supreme Emperor of Everything, Everywhere" by the Fox News Corp, Rupert Murdoch, the Fox News Advertisers and the Council on Foreign Relations.
After which, the winner will be able to launch his own Fascist Government in the United States and possibly soon thereafter, THE WORLD!
On the first episode, the contestants will venture to the "round table" at the Fox News Parody Show, Chris Wallace's Sunday Morning Playhouse. This show is similar in style to the now-canceled "Peewee's Playhouse, but geared more for adults. It even has it's own Movie Theater in the studio (for those who don't get the joke, read this)
Chris Wallace, along with his his viewers, who have given themselves the moniker "The Monkey Brigade" (apparently in reference to the fact that monkeys throw a lot of poop at people and are constantly masturbating), will host the first show mainly because of "the really nice green room" according to I.M. Gonagitcha, Director of the HIT TV show, "The good old days of 1930-40's Germany" which is also at Fox News Network
T he viewers contestants will be subjected two hours of babbling nonsense Grueling questioning (soory, my backspace button is broken and I can't erase anything) and will not be allowed a bathroom break. Luckily, two contestants already wear Depends Undergarmets.
This reporter, through confidential sources, has obtained a list of the questions to be posed (along with some handwritten notes by Mr Wallace). In the interests of space and the short attention span of the reader, I will only list the first 5 questions.
1. What is your name? (Let Mr. Thompson know he can use his notes)
2. What is your date of membership in the Council on Foreign Relations, America's Bastion of Democracy?
3 The next question is a 2 part Patriot Act Question
A. Is the name "Patriot Act" Patriotic enough? Wouldn't a better name be "If you do not support this, you are a terrorist and America will kick your ass Act"
B. Patriot Act "Not Tough Enough!" or "Needs to be Tougher?"
4 . The next is a simple logic question to test your cognitive skills.
If Terrorist acts are always carried out by the poor and middle class instead of the upper class (have you ever heard of a rich suicide bomber?), then it stands to reason that the lower classes be should be willing to give up some of their liberties so that the rest of us will safer, of course you agree, don't you?
I think you know who I mean by "the rest of us". (use off-camera Eye-Wink)
5. Which quote fits your thinking style the most
A. 9/11 =great holiday for the fascist party
B. I should win this contest because I helped pull off 9/11 and THAT shows leadership ability.
There are 661 more questions on this list, making it a total of????? Now my calculator is broken, so you do the math.
So who are the lucky contestants? I was able to obtain a list from
I was also able to obtain a short bio of each contestant and a list of their superpowers which are listed below
1. Mike "God's Left-hand Man" Huckabee > His super power is listed as having a personal relationship with God and if he can't get God to kill his adversaries, he will just release a few rapist and murderers to get it done.
Life's Goal: Lie down at night and be able to think "I don't care about the American people, only Jesus. What do I need to do to make him happy? What liberities can I take away in his name?" Then make it happen the next day.
2. Fred "Snoozy" Thompson.> His superpower is that If he can't confuse you with his dis-jointed , debate discourse, he will dazzle you with his trophy wife.
Life's Goal: Not to win the Presidential Election
3. Mitt Flip Flop Romney. >Superpower: He distracts us from his REAL superpowers with constantly changing stances on issues, over-exaggerated stories and hallucinations. His real superpower? Super-secret Mormon Underwear
Lifes Goal: Reinstate polygamy so he can use the powers of his Underwear. Also, define the definition of "saw" for everybody over and over until he has convinced them of his racial non-bias (his church 's view not withstanding)
4. John "It's my turn" McCain. >Superpowers: Has been in so many presidential campaigns that he has actually met every single voter.......and told them 10 hours of war stories.
Lifes Goal: To make every American Citizen understand what it is like spending 6 years in a prisoner-of-war camp, by actually making every American spend 6 years in a POW camp.
5. Rudy "Mr. 9/11" Giuliani. >Superpowers: Was able to transform himself from evil Supervillian of Gotham City to America's Superhero on the backs of the victims of 9/11. (note to self: Rudy is still reviled in NYC, Thank God the American people are so lazy and stupid as to not click on the links provided and educate themselves)
. Lifes Goal: Steal Mitt Romney's Underwear
The show is destined to be a hit. In Fact, when the majority of Americans are broke because of the coming economic depression, this is what they will watch for entertainment. It being the only TV station allowed besides the Porn stations also owned by Rupert Murdoch.
Enjoy the show!!!
VERY IMPORTANT!! READ THIS POST SCRIPT!
In 1980, the Russians would have NEVER believed that the Soviet Empire would break up. Yet, 10 Years later there was CHAOS throughout. The Soviet Empire completely collapsed to be replaced by more than a decade of sheer insanity.
It is happening here, in the USA, right now. Please take the time to click the links above and educate yourself.
In 1920, the German People would have never believed they would become known as the most ruthless, genocidal country in the World. Yet, they did become known as just that.
We (America) are following the same path today. It will just get worse and worse until we put a stop to it or the dissenters are imprisoned or dead. Then it will be too late for everyone.
Yes, it CAN happen here. It has already started. I am not a KOOK, but you are if you ignore the warnings.
This election is about more than electing DR. Ron Paul, It is about giving our children HOPE for the future and not fighting for some crazed Neo-Con, New World Order.
The evidence is all over the place if you take the time to look. You must have an open mind and be willing to actually open your eyes to the truth. Quit Believing everything the Main Stream Media Tells you. There are a lot of other, more credible news gatherers and investigative reporters than just the ones on TV. One's that are not owned/controlled by the Military Industrial, Pharmaceutical-Industrial and Financial-industrial Complexes.
You cannot logically deny the corruption in our government, then why are you willing to vote for the Status Quo? Be an individual for a change, do what's RIGHT, not what you are told.
Here are a couple of good places get started if you truly are an American and care about its future.
On Thursday Jan 3rd, we are launching our Daily News WebSite and Internet Radio Show. The Radio Show will be on live M-F 3p.m. CST and you can call in and discuss the days news events.
Here is the link to the Radio Show, you can set a reminder for yourself on the main Page.
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I couldn't have said it better. Well written. Maybe you will get someone's head out of the sand. I sometimes wonder if we are preaching to the converted only. Then I realize that we MUST persevere or the Evil ones will win and steal whats left of our freedoms. I keep waiting for the other foot to drop. Keep up the fine work and thanks.
Very enjoyable! It is also a wake up call to us all. You just showed that you don't have to be dark and gloomy to uncover the corruption of our country.
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