In our "Bizarro Universe" Former Alaska Governor, Sarah Palin goes through the motions, acting like she is on board with liberty. Let's see how her counterpart in the pro-freedom "alternative universe" handles a conversation with her. by Dan Steward
(libertarian)
Sunday, June 13, 2010
"Oh jeepers, this is some snazzy new bat-phone you got there, Bullwinkle Moose. Judge Napolitano didn't have one of those on his 'Freedom Watch' show. I hear you've got a really good handle on things in your universe when it comes to freedom, liberty and all that, don't ya know. All I can do is saddle up to the Tea Party folks, act as though I care while spouting some mumbo-jumbo that I really don't believe myself. How do you do it while raising a family and writing all those books? All I concern myself with these days is co-opting freedom movements and deflecting the anger of the people from government and towards people who look and talk different there, cool caribou."
"Glad to be talking to you there, Polar Bear. You betcha we got lots of freedom & liberty going on up here in Alaska. And not the artificially flavored 'smaller government' gobbledygook nonsense like on Bizarro Earth. I don't go for that phony baloney weirdo 'America, the flag and apple pie' stuff and neither do the good folks living up here. We are smart enough to see through the cheap ploys of the control freaks that use what they think of as patriotic garbage to push people around and empty their pockets. People walk around armed not just with a gun, but also with the knowledge that cops would be few and far between, that is, if we needed them anymore. We sent those layabout doughnut dunkers packing long ago. You contract for the level of security you want, they don't kick in your door or call you names because you really are their customer. Makes all the difference in the world. In fact we got a head start on the lower 48 independent republics (we don't call them you-know-whats anymore) and took the initiative to get nasty government out of our lives. I'm retired from politics too and don't have any inclination to boss anybody around. My privately financed salary earned me plenty of gold backed plerk dollars as a bonus for eliminating the republic's budget. I am a voluntarist and I'm proud to say that it means that I am dedicated to the 100% voluntary and peaceful society where nobody has a gun pointed at the other guy to cough up his hard earned dough or make him do what he wants. I hope that you can strive towards that too. It'll be worth it if you can do such a feat, timber wolf".
"Jeepers again, Arctic Fox. I suppose I have a big decision to make. Do I keep along my current path and just give the illusion that I am helping my fellow human beings, posing with Rand & Ron Paul on t.v. or do I make the hard choice and work towards what will really make everyone's lives better, getting Big Bother out of their lives for good. Wish me luck there, sea lion".
With Liberty,
Dan Steward
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Posted By: Amy Kelly
Date: June 18, 2010 10:56:35 AM
Gee Withers Dan, it's hard to wade through all the cliches and one liners to get to the heart of this hear doggone article. But gosh darn it, I was able to find your sexism and irrationality after only a few extra seconds on the not-too subtle train. I mean nothing screams funny satire more than using catch phrases and condescending words to show how clever you are. No by golly not! Sarah Palin is just such a little rosey cheeked villian in your small world there, hey dude? Nothing like a strong woman who can take the punches to get your little weenie all up in a bunch huh? Oh by golly no!
Posted By: Dan Steward
Date: June 20, 2010 08:43:36 AM
Amy,
You spoke quite a blue streak, yet really said nothing of substance or anything that is actually grounded in reality. Top that off with backing up your empty words with no proof, no reality, no tiny semblance of logic.
What you did do was accuse me of being a sexist, again with no proof, because I am most certainly not, nor have any of my writings (over 60 articles just here on nolanchart.com). Then, to add double-dealing insult with your hateful spew, you prattle on in a blathering fit of hypocrisy made a disgusting reference to my penis. You seem to delight in projecting your character flaws onto others. Yes, Amy, it is that obvious. Others can readily see such duplicity on your part.
It was a sci-fi(ish) article of the lack of freedom we endure in this world. We are merely cattle to be milked by those in power whose job it seems, is to be concerned with emptying out our pockets, while pushing us around.
So you are a cheerleader for the conservatives and/or republican party. Indeed you must be proud of the slave masters you back in the elections. You appear to love their particular brand of wickedness wrapped in a flag. In fact I'd be willing to go so far as to say that you would go so far as to dishonestly be in support of keeping such a "strong woman" down, if she happened to stray from the party line.
What you appear to not be able to tolerate is a dream or even glimmer of hope out there that somewhere else there might be people who actually want to live free. This frightens you, that too is obvious and in the future I'll thank you to not project your unfounded fears on me, as well.
If you were able to read for content, you'd have found that the Sarah Palin of the "alternative universe" was indeed a "strong woman" who rose to the challenges (and was rewarded for such) of creating a free society devoid of force, war, slavery, or other foul vestiges of the world we live in.
I think that is what you really stand for. You love the hatred and misery thrust upon us all as long as it is wrapped in a vile symbol of a lousy flag with a mangy eagle perched upon it, that makes it all okay in your hypocritical book.
I used up my one wish for today. I wished that you would actually feel some kind of shame for your deceitful slobbering rant on this site. Perhaps if you read my other article here on Sarah Palin you'll find that I don't denigrate her for being a woman. In fact I came to her defense when the media ganged up on her. Take time to read my stories on President Obama both here and here then you'll find that I used the same memes (breakfast cereals with Obama & Alaskan native animals with Gov. Palin) conductive to my use of humor in the articles.
How about next time trying to think before you react? It will save you truckloads of embarrassment, Amy.
