It seems we can't get enough of Sarah Palin and her journey through the political Wonderland. by Raven West
(libertarian)
Sunday, March 7, 2010
Yet another film based on Lewis Carroll's Alice In Wonderland is now playing at a theater near you. A few month ago she Alice appeared on the Syfy channel. It seems we can't get enough of her and her journey through Wonderland.
She first appears with the white rabbit, who is none other than John McCain. She's asked by the "caterpillar", Charlie Gibson "Who are you?" and never gives him, or anyone else, a clear answer.
She arrives at the signposts, pointing in every direction. She takes a detour from her duties as governor, makes a sharp right to write a book, goes on tour, makes appearances, and is offered her very own talk show. Her slogan is now "If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there" and she takes them all. Sarah, Sarah, there, Sarah, Sarah everywhere.
She's her very own "Tweedle Dumb" criticizing the President for using a tele-prompter, and "Tweedle Dee" writing crib notes on her hand. When confronted with a question she can't answer, she flashes a "Cheshire Cat" grin, gives her signature wink, and disappears.
Her responses to serious questions are as incomprehensible as those in the poem "Jabberwocky" and if anyone from David Letterman to the "Family Guy" dare makes a joke, albeit a tasteless one, about her family, she yells "Off With Their Heads!" When interviewed by Katie Couric, Sarah, is Eaglet who replies, "I don't know the meaning of half those long words."
Her biggest fan, the Mad Hatter, Pat Buchanan can't say enough about her, which is why he's mad. Those at the tea party are just as colorful, Todd, Track, Trig, Bristol, Willow, Piper and of course the photogenic Levi Johnson.
At the end of the day, Alice asks, "I wonder if I've been changed in the night? Let me think. Was I the same when I got up this morning? I almost think I can remember feeling a little different. But if I'm not the same, the next question is 'Who in the world am I?' Ah, that's the great puzzle!"
Yes, Sarah. Who in the world are you? The one thing you're not, or ever will be, is President of the United States.
Smile, Sarah, then please, disappear for good.
Yet another film based on Lewis Carroll's Alice In Wonderland is now playing at a theater near you. A few month ago she appeared on the Syfy channel. It seems we can't get enough of her and her journey through Wonderland.
It also seems we can't get enough of Sarah Palin and her journey through the political Wonderland. She first appears with the white rabbit, who is none other than John McCain and she follows him down the rabbit hole of a Presidential campaign.
She's asked by the "caterpillar", Charlie Gibson "Who are you?" and never gives him, nor anyone else, a clear answer. She arrives at the signposts, pointing in every direction. She takes a detour from her duties as governor, makes a sharp right to write a book, goes on tour, makes appearances, and is offered her very own talk show. Her slogan is now "If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there" so she takes them all.
Sarah Palin here, Sarah Palin there, Sarah, Sarah everywhere.
She's her very own "Tweedle Dumb" criticizing the President for using a tele-prompter, and "Tweedle Dee" writing crib notes on her hand. When confronted with a question she can't answer, she flashes a "Cheshire Cat" grin, gives her signature wink, and disappears.
Her responses to serious questions are as incomprehensible as those in the poem "Jabberwocky" and if anyone from David Letterman to the "Family Guy" dare makes a joke, albeit a tasteless one, about her family, she yells "Off With Their Heads!" When interviewed by Katie Couric, Sarah, is Eaglet who replies, "I don't know the meaning of half those long words."
Her biggest fan, the Mad Hatter, Pat Buchanan can't say enough about her, which is why he's mad. Those at the tea party are just as colorful, Todd, Track, Trig, Bristol, Willow, Piper and of course the photogenic Levi Johnson.
At the end of the day, Alice asks, "I wonder if I've been changed in the night? Let me think. Was I the same when I got up this morning? I almost think I can remember feeling a little different. But if I'm not the same, the next question is 'Who in the world am I?' Ah, that's the great puzzle!"
Yes, Sarah. Who in the world are you? The one thing you're not, or ever will be, is President of the United States.
Smile Sarah, then please, disappear.
For good.
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The complete absence of anything substantial combined with the absolute dribble used as criticism demonstrates two things: Sarah is for real, and her liberal opponents are scared to death. Go Sarah!
I find it kind of funny Buchanan is still defending her after Neocon Malkin found out (right before the election) that she is pro-illegal alien amnesty. Then again Buchanan being consistant on anything expect immigration (both legal and illegal) has never been his strong suit.
Any self respecting Libertarian shouldnt even acknowledge her and should start getting behind Gary Johnson if Dr Paul does not run.
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