If he handles it well this could be the boost he needs. by Jahfre Fire Eater
(libertarian)
Saturday, January 16, 2010
You heard it here first folks. This is a sure-fire plan for Obama to be re-elected in 2012.
First, rescue the survivors and contain the catastrophe, of course. Rotary Club International is already sending aid independently from any government agency. Rotarians deliver and distribute the goods personally. The Haitian Rotarians are driving the process from ground zero.
Next, grant all 8 million Haitians US citizenship.
Then, send them all to Houston with ATM cards.
Then, enact sweeping public works programs to re-forest and re-vitalize Haitian agriculture and trade.
Then, get re-elected due to the 8 million new democrats and all the tax parasites planting trees and plantain in Haiti.
Then parcel out Haiti to the banksters, the puppet masters and the Hollywood elite.
Slowly hire back former Haitians to work for the new elite on the island.
Everybody wins!
The US Forest Service could put up little signs on the beaches, "Haiti closed for restoration".
I'm sure the statists and neocons who espoused the necessity for a little Socialism, temporary, of course, to save Capitalism near the end of President Bush's term can grasp the logic that the only way to save Haiti is to remove all the Haitians, temporarily, of course.
Less than two days after the catastrophe and already it is being used as a political lever regarding Haitian illegal immigrants. This article is satire meant to point out exactly that it would be. Those who may have missed my point are free to identify themselves in the comments section.
This catastrophe may be the catalyst for the new world order Mr. Obama so hopes to control and dominate.
-Jahfre Fire Eater
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Obama and the Democrats have been arrogant, or bold enough to lay out exactly what their agenda is. And, they have put sticks before carrots...as in the case where taxes will rise years begore the goodies...atleast that's whats being reported. The only way Obama wins in 2012 is if the Republicans pick another McCain or Dole...and it wouldn't surprise me if they did. You see, this is not about democratic competition but about manipulating the results. And the people running are the show are expert at it...how else can you explain Obama?
And here I thought Universal Voter Registration was going to be Obama & the Dem's, "ace-in-the-hole end-around," against all the unpopular decisions, stimulus, bills and policies they are shoving down all our throats...
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