A fictional conjecture of what a news broadcast ten years from now might contain. Part 2. by Billy Roper
(libertarian)
Friday, January 1, 2010
Future News
January 1st, 2020:
The Palestinian Authority reported on Monday that the genocide trials of Mossad agents responsible for the deaths of civilians in formerly Israeli occupied territory will continue this week, despite suicide attacks by holdout I.D.F. units against Palestinian patrols in the less radioactive suburbs of Tel Aviv. Guerrilla resistance by Zionist zealots, using tens of thousands of American Jewish volunteers with little left to lose after their financial and political base has been uprooted, as cannon fodder, is expected to continue until the last of the foreign-born insurgents have made Aliyah. Prime Minister Mohammed Ayiid of the Palestinian Authority bitterly criticized the U.S. government for actively encouraging American Jews to go fight for Israel. Ayiid accused America of "trying to pass their problems onto us to get rid of for them", unquote. In a conciliatory gesture, the European Union ambassador to the Palestinian Authority, Mr. Hans Oberstorn, publicly offered to help negotiate a return of all Muslims in E.U. countries to their native lands of origin in the Middle East in order to help revitalize the newly emerging Pan-Islamic World Alliance with skilled workers and capital.
The governments of Australia and The People's Republic of China reached a diplomatic accord last Tuesday, mutually agreeing that the territorial integrity of Australia would continue to be respected, in exchange for a removal of all trade tariffs between the two nations, and the expulsion of all Japanese nationals from the Northern Territories, where they have been at the forefront of promoting recent anti-Chinese protests.
In southern Africa, the Orange Free State offered to provide food supplies to those starving from famine resulting from the effects of the deindustrialization of the farmlands throughout the rest of South Africa, along with free compulsory sterilization of those who accept the food aid. The Boers, representing the only remaining government below the equator in Africa not under direct Chinese influence, have recently completed discussions with India to establish trade relations and mutual recognition treaties.
Tensions out west remain high after L.D.S. separatist commandos from Deseret claimed responsibility for a raid on the Aztlan border station in Grand Junction last week, during which several Mexican military advisors were killed. Delegations from Spokane and Boise arrived in the capital Wednesday to petition Congress for more troops to help stop Chinese incursions across the Columbia Plateau. At a news conference under the arch, representatives from both the Idaho National Guard and the Free Washington State Militia praised the L.D.S. for their actions, and urged the rest of streamlined America to join them in their two-fronted fight. In response, a column of some 5,000 volunteer mounted infantry are reportedly moving southwards from Calgary to cross the former border in support of their new fellow Americans. Resupply and rearmament by airdrop has been pledged from a U.S. air force unit stationed in Butte. General Kane, Commander of the U.S. Strategic Air Command in Omaha, reminded those present at the news conference that streamlined America still had enough nuclear missiles and bombs in its arsenal to "part the waters of the Pacific from San Francisco to Beijing in steam and march in to bitch-slap their eyes shut without so much as getting our boots wet." New Pentagon officials maintain, however, that they have no plans to use further nuclear weapons on American soil following the destruction of Honolulu, but hasten to add that they reserve any option in order to defend the U.S. from further invasion and occupation by any force.
Elsewhere in the U.S., President Covel delighted the audience at the Nationalist Party of America's convention in Columbus by performing an acoustic guitar accompaniment and duet of the Star Spangled Banner with diva Lynx Gaede. The President, enthusiastically welcomed in a city recently swelled to unprecedented growth by displaced refugees from U.N. occupied eastern Pennsylvania, declined to comment on the involuntary relocation of the last 80,000 members of the Cherokee Nation, who reached their new internationally recognized reservation along the Sabine river to join the quarter million other Native Americans from throughout his native state now living there. Their tribal lands in Oklahoma, forfeited by law due to the infamous tribal casino financing of the Aztlan Reconquista terrorists during border skirmishes which led to the extinction of the White enclave in Wichita Falls last Spring, will be parceled out for resettlement and cultivation to Longview and Tyler area survivors, in exchange for the last concentration of Oklahoma's Native Americans on the continent being allowed to relocate and serving as a territorial buffer between the United States, the Republica de Aztlan del Norte, and New Africa, where the three nation's territories meet. President Covel is expected to win his party's nomination easily, and despite an expected challenge from Republican Senator Jeffries from Minnesota in the fall general election, a second term is predicted for the former country music star.
In Boston, anti-occupation protesters pelted United Nations peacekeeping forces with rocks and bottles during a three day long clash that left dozens dead and wounded. Most of the peacekeeping forces, from the Chinese contingent, are viewed as an occupying enemy army by the local citizens. The deaths of over twenty thousand civilians during last winter throughout New England due to U.N. troops seizing all local supplies of heating oil and food has led to a growing resentment of their presence on the eastern seaboard.
Coming up next hour: redefining citizenship. Our panel of experts discuss whether those with Chinese ancestry should be forcibly detained for the purposes of maintaining internal security.
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