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Topic: Presidential Campaign 2008
Huckabee has God on his side

But whose God is it?
by Big Louie
(libertarian)
Monday, December 24, 2007

A few weeks ago, Mike Huckabee spoke at Liberty University and said this in reference to his suprising rise in the polls

"There's only one explanation for it, and it's not a human one. It's the same power that helped a little boy with two fish and five loaves feed a crowd of five thousand people," Huckabee said.

Just a few days before that Huckabee appeared on the televangelism show Believers' Voice of Victory, and he declared , "I had to come to the conclusion that I only had one client ... when I laid my head on the pillow, I'd say, 'Lord, are you pleased?' ... even if I get voted out of office, I'll never get voted out of heaven.

Even before that, at the Republican Debates, he claimed that most of the signers of the Declaration Of Independence were clergymen.

Only 1 (one) of the 56 was an active clergyman, and that was John Witherspoon who was a Presbyterian minister and the president of the College of New Jersey.

Since then, we have been subjected to his outright promotion of his religion that says that HE is THE Christian Candidate for office. The one person whom God has annoited to lead the Christian States of America UNITED States of America.

My question is "Whose God is it that has crowned him King?"

A. Is it the God that is represented by Pedophiles and Homosexuals as their church leaders? (Catholics)

B. Is it the God who would advise us to treat women as second class citizens? (islamic and some christians sects)

C. Or is it the pro-war, pro-death penalty, judgmental God whose followers try to dictate morality based on fifteen hundred year old text and codices written in parables and proverbs all the while proclaiming the exactitude of their translation and the perfection of their understanding? The same ones who are caught cheating on their wives, stealing from their flock and engaging in homosexuality that they themselves preach against? (Jesse Jackson, Jim Baker....shoot, this list would take forever, but you know who I am talking about)

The answer is C. That is the God that he represents.

Well, My God advised me NOT to vote for Mike Huckabee. He wanted me to vote for someone who will protect the sanctity of of the seperation of Church and State and the Ideals of the constitution.

Who has your God advised you to vote for/against in this election? I would like to know.

Oh yeah, if God "told" you to vote for someone, that would take away the whole "free-will" argument

Here is a funny video of the Huckster actually receiving a phone call from God.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yj_okz7ZwI

What a fool.



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Posted By: chichemo
Date: 2007-12-24 16:54:47

Apparently you were unaware that his denomination has monopolized access to God. His ilk, while claiming to follow the "Judge Not" doctrine, is smugly confident that while they enjoy their glorious heavenly mansions, the rest of us will burn.

That such a man would pander to like-minded shallow intolerant holier-than-thous is to be expected. But take comfort in knowing that this condescention to our wicked realm is temporary.

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Posted By: RPV
Date: 2007-12-24 22:55:23

As a follower of Jesus, I find nothing but contempt in Huckabee. In fact, I am very suspicious that he is a most vicious wolf in sheep's clothing. A genuine fascist in the vein of an Adolf Hitler.

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