If this article were a video it would be called Government Gone Wild. Narrated by Snoop Wolff, of course. by Darren Wolfe
(libertarian)
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
It's Carnaval in Brazil! Carnival in Trinidad and Tobago! Mardi Gras in New Orleans! People are celebrating all over the world! Of course, Washington DC doesn't want to let anyone else get any attention, so in an attempt to steal the show (among other things) they staged their own Karn Evil. On the evening of February 24, 2009 President Obama spoke. It was just like the State of the Union show....I mean Address, but it wasn't. It was something else.
All the festivities have inspired The International Libertarian to try his hand at something new, song writing. Sung to the tune of Emerson, Lake, and Palmer's Karn Evil 9 - 1st Impression, Part 2 it's Obama's Karn Evil Song:
Welcome back subjects our control never ends We're forcing you to attend Stay inside! Stay inside! There behind a glass is a blade for your ass be careful what you ask. Don't question! Don't question!
The stimulus is about to start guaranteed to blow your head apart Rest assured we'll get all your money The greatest theft in Heaven, Hell or Earth. You've got to give us all, it's a Ponzi scheme. You've got to give us all, it's lock and load ....
Right before your eyes we pull laughter from your lives And he slaves until he cries then he dies then he dies Get inside the war's about to start Guaranteed to blow your head apart
You've got to give us all, it's a Ponzi scheme. You've got to give us all, it's lock and load
Since I'm the Emperor, I've got the Vaseline I'll stick it to you mean Bend over! Bend over!
Now that you're on the stand you will get my green hand in the harsh Middle Ages you will land Regress! Regress! Regress! Eat the snow!
Giving you nothing but stool we make you the big fool Seven thugs and you, mule You're our fool. You're our fool. We would like it to be known that everything you think you own nationalized, disown All our own. All our own. Give it all to me! Give it all to me! Give it all to me! Give it all!
(Those wishing to hear the original can do so here.)
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