Topic: Ron Paul
Ron Paul Blows up the Internets Those criminal Paulistinian terrorists have detonated another money bomb, and they've taken out the internet.by The Arkitekt
(libertarian)
Sunday, December 16, 2007
They've done it again. Many of you may have been watching the spambot legions steal credit cards from little old ladies and local charities to donate to their leader, at his direction. Those who were vigilantly keeping watch upon this obvious criminal activity are the first to know the terrible thing they have done now: Ron Paul has blown up the internet.
First signs of trouble hit about 11:30 EST, when the collection point for those vandals began to become a tad bit glitchy. The fuse must have been long, but as our excellent forensic scientists, names protected, have told us, some time around 11:54 PM, EST, the explosion happened, and the servers came crashing down.
As you know, the Internet, which is actually a series of tubes, has been on the CIA's lists of likely terror targets.
We have had many questions recently asking how we know that Ron Paul is the leader of this highly centralized terrorist ring. The answer is obvious: CNN tells us so. Oh, and Fox. Uh, and some guy named Dondero, whoever that is.
For those of you who still are unaware of the danger Paul and his army face, I present to you this instructional video. Viewer discretion is advised, as you may witness images of extreme violence. Please have your children leave the room. This is why you shouldnt vote for Ron Paul:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=mK-QR88yfOE
One of our brave reporters went undercover today to one of the Paul Sleeper Cells, evily disguised as nothing more dangerous than a sofware marketing office, and managed to get a statement from one of the Paulisitinian Terrorists. "Uh, sorry man. Didnt mean to break your website and all." Dangerous words, from a dangerous man.
p.s. Congratulations guys! Though the site went down just before we could see final numbers, Im sure we will learn that we have broken all records, including Hillary's 6.2 million.
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Posted By: Texas Liberty Lady
Date: 2007-12-17 04:46:50
Dondego or whatever his name was was fired from the Lake Jackson office after many years of embarrassing Dr. Paul by his actions toward the ladies at events.
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