Nolan ChartNolan Chart
Home Be a Columnist Logon Columns TAKE SURVEY! Media Page FAQ Contact Print Ads Links RSS feed
May
Catawba Coops
columnist: The Biss

Like This Article?
Thumb It!
17 thumbs so far

libertarian conservative statist liberal centrist Nolan Chart
Topic: Federal Reserve Bailout

Carriage Manufacturers to Request Part of $700K Bailout


Horse related industries fight for survival against Henry Ford's Model T automobile. Request a portion of $700K bailout money.
by The Biss
(libertarian)
Sunday, November 16, 2008

Ashland County, WI -- Citing rising competition from the new Model T horseless carriage, carriage and wagon manufacturer and Wisconsin state senator AW Sanborn has petitioned Congress for an appropriation of the $700 thousand bailout.

Hardline opponents of the wagon bailout brand the horse-powered transportation industry as a "relic of a former time."

"Hank Ford is doing a major disservice to the transportation industry," said Sen. Sanborn in a press conference from his Ashland county estate. "Think of the repercussions from the failure of our business. This will not just affect buggy manufacturers like myself, but an entire support industry."

Lincoln McSweeney of the Ashland Co. Farrier's Union agrees. "Think of all the people that will be out of work if this newfangled Tin Lizzy catches on. Farriers are reliant on horses for our business. So are teamsters, blacksmiths, wainwrights, and tack makers. If you're out plowing a field and need a new terret, good luck finding it if we're out of business!"

"Horses are an integrated part of our economy," counters Sen. Sanborn, "and horses come in other colors than black."

US Senator Julius C. Burrows (R-Michigan) said it would be a mistake to use any of the rescue money to prop up the carriage makers because a bailout would only postpone the industry's demise.

"Companies fail everyday and others take their place. I think this is a dirt road we should not go down," said Burrows. "They're not building the right products," he said. "They've got good workers but I don't believe they've got good management. They don't innovate. They're a 'behemoth' in a sense."

Did you like this article?
If you did, Thumb It!
17 thumbs so far

©2008 The Biss, all rights reserved. You must have written permission from the author in order to republish this work.
Published: Sunday, November 16, 2008
Last modified: Sunday, November 16, 2008

The views expressed in this article are those of The Biss only and do not represent the views of Nolan Chart, LLC or its affiliates. The Biss is solely responsible for the contents of this article and is not an employee or otherwise affiliated with Nolan Chart, LLC in his/her role as a columnist.

Report violation by The Biss of Nolan Chart LLC's terms of use policy.


More Articles By The Biss

Be A Columnist
Tell A Friend About This Article

Posted By: trd
Date: 2008-11-17 21:22:14

Hey I own a candle manufacturing company.  This Edison guy is putting me out of business with his non-wax no-wick electricity bulb thingy.  Thousands of people in my factories will lose their jobs.  The candles are part of our vital economy.  I also need part of that bailout money...... 

Report violation


Posted By: robert
Date: 2008-12-21 08:33:38

Haha, brilliant!

Report violation