Dear Phil,
Man, have YOU got an ITCH that's gotta be SCRATCHED! It's called "Obama".
Like someone who looks up to MONKEYS, you whip criticisms on Obama like a white slave master of the old days. "Whip that black man," you call out. "What did he do?" someone asks. "He raped white women, stole from the master's house, and he wants to learn to read! Whip that black man," you yell out again.
Consorts with the unsavory, refuses to release records, protected by the superficial press, doesn't care about the constitution AT ALL (hates it, wants to throw it away!), and has no moral character. Hmmmmmm. Impressive! Wonder where you got your facts? Try some of THESE for your list of reasons to whip him some more:
1) Barack Obama has been scrutinized by magazines, newspapers, radio and tv commentators, other candidates, his opposition, political blogs, and the news media for more than 21 months. Books have been written both about him and by him, innumerable articles and feature stories have covered every aspect of his life – and his family – so that he has been thoroughly analyzed, discussed, and investigated.
2) Barack Obama has been in 29 national debates, televised and broadcast by very capable questioners, he toured all 50 states and several special provinces as he went through 53 primary elections so that his views on every issue that someone wanted to question him about were analyzed, discussed, and evaluated.
3) Barack Obama has put forth very detailed, comprehensive, specific programs on 26 different subjects from energy to poverty to the (so-called) war in Iraq. He discusses each program in detail, and spells out how it will be funded on his website.
4) Barack Obama has attracted and recruited very highly-respected and capable people to assist him in running for office and to serve in his administration when he is elected. These are people with a great depth of understanding and expertise about every subject that he will face as President, both men and women.
5) Barack Obama has energized new and traditional voters to contribute more money to his campaign than any politician in history, which indicates their support, confidence, and desire to have him serve as our chief executive.
6) Barack Obama has met with foreign leaders, military leaders, business professionals, and Congressional leaders about our country’s most troubling problems. He has discussed these issues with them, and offered his opinions as to how to improve them.
7) Barack Obama, as a member of the US Senate, has had to review spending priorities, budget allocations, and government policies for every kind of national issue from healthcare to bank reform to the (so-called) war in Iraq.
And, perhaps even more important than these other items,
8) Barack Obama has NOT voted or supported the moronic positions of the rabid Republican right regarding such issues as abortion, gay rights, stem cell research, original intent of Supreme Court justices, and the (so-called) war in Iraq.
I know that these points won't make ONE BIT OF DIFFERENCE to a white slave owner like you who wants to whip away on this black man who is better EDUCATED, better SPOKEN, better INFORMED, better off FINANCIALLY, and better SUPPORTED by other people than YOU will EVER BE.
My only hope is that he can create a SPECIAL TAX CATEGORY for Philip Hobson so that he can tax you into OBLIVION! Maybe you could even go LIVE WITH THE MONKEYS whom you seem to admire so much.
Just wishful thinking.
Master C
