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Yet Another Champion of the Constitution
columnist: Jake, the Champion of the Constitution

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Topic: Bob Barr
Answering Matt Damon's Question and Bob Barr Should Ask Sarah Palin to be his VP (PART 1/2)

An idea to jazz up the Barr campaign, or, better yet, put it out of its misery by asking Jake, the Champion of the Constitution to take over. Next up is a look at Sarah Palin, the Star of the McCain Neocon Ticket.
by Jake, the Champion of the Constitution
(libertarian)
Sunday, September 21, 2008

In a strange attempt to, as best I can figure, humiliate Dr. Ron Paul, Bob Barr recently made public his request that Paul become his VP, displacing the current VP candidate, W.A. Root. I remain mystified and repulsed by the petty high school power politics of the Libertarian Party, including the Barr's recent "Snubgate" scandal where George Dance explains why Bob Barr refused to attend Paul's endorsement of voting Third Party.

But I have an idea for Mr. Bob Barr. It should actually get him into the mainstream news for a few days, and is morally no different than his offer to Dr. Paul.  Here it is:

Offer Sarah Palin the VP slot on the Libertarian Party ticket.

On the odd chance it works, Barr has just stolen McCain's Secret Mojo. If not, Barr should at least get invited on TV to explain his actions, and he could use the time to tell the America people it was just a PR stunt to get his name out as well as his campaign message.

Perhaps Barr could even talk about the good old days when the Electoral College elected the person with the second highest total of Electoral Voters to the Vice President role, and this person was not the same party as the President. So instead of the Republicans being incredibly paranoid of an Obama-bin-Biden presidency, and the Dems being incredibly paranoid of a McCain-Palin (or just Palin if McCain croaks) presidency, we would have Obama as POTUS and McCain as VP, or vice versa.

Or Bob Barr could do a completely unexpected announcement and resign his Libertarian Party candidacy and instead ask Jake, the Champion of the Constitution to campaign in his stead. (I would accept.) I would then have to scramble, but I would find another Mr. or Ms. Champion of the Constitution pretty quick and get going. My campaign strategy would not be to win, but to get a message out.

  1. End the War on Terror and Bring the Troops Home. End the Military Empire. Replace a foreign policy of interventionalism and blowback with one of noninterventionalism. Replace the entire ambassadorial ranks with a call for new blood that would act in accordance with this philosophy, speak the local languages, actually understand the local customs and politics, etc. As Commander-in-Chief, this is where a new President has the largest impact.
  2. Educate as to why the Financial Crisis has occurred, what the problem is, and for good measure discuss the sorry state of Big Government finances.  Prevent future crisis by limiting the power of, then abolishing, the Fed. Follow the constitution and develop a rollout plan to switch to gold and silver coinage. Speak out against government bailouts as unconstitutional and call for free markets.
  3. End the War on Civil Liberties and Privacy. Rescind all Bush executive orders and pledge to veto or refer to the Supreme Court any laws that override the veto as unconstitutional, such as the USA PATRIOT Act.
  4. Fight for the limiting of, then the end of the federal income tax using the savings from the end of the military empire.
  5. Attack the Republicans and Democrats with a presentation on how their platforms are incredibly similar.  Divide-and-Conquer politics to setup 2012.
  6. Call for a return to a limited government as outlined in the constitution. Restore the constitutional republic.  No Department of Education, No UN, No WTO, No NAFTA, No Department of Homeland Security, Energy, No CIA, etc., etc.

The campaign would focus on getting the message out to young people. Every day and evening, I would deliver a speech and presentation at major universities across the nation and sleep in a tent to keep campaign costs low. I would pay for my own gas, water and bread.  [Actually, this would be a necessity, given the low total campaign funding Barr has inspired.]  Campaign funds would be used to print up the presentation and what-is-a-libertarian kits, which would be given away as free to those who wanted them (or free online).

My guess is that constitutionalist, libertarian, fiscal conservative base would increase. Of course, I would tell all comers they are free to join whatever party they want, and vote however they want but www.CampaignForLiberty.com is recommended. I would be unable to recommend the LP, as I would still be a registered Republican or Independent, similar to Dr. Paul being a Republican Congressman when Bob Barr asked him to become his VP.

Of course, I am not actually serious about the above suggestions, this entire article is, I am afraid just a stream-of-consciousness as I return from a short vacation and find the Fed owns AIG, Lehman Brothers went under, the Treasury had to guarantee all money market funds while getting lectured at by the Chinese press for irresponsible monetary policy, and that the Nolan Chart is now a scientology debate club (er, we have better topics to discuss, don't we?).  I continue to take my own advice from my last article  on what the collapse of Freddie and Fannie reallly means, the fiat currency valuation of the piles of gold and silver I recently bought are up over 10% already.  Oh well, if the metals were still that cheap or cheaper, I would have no tent, lunch or gas money for my presidential campaign. 

As a further disclaimer of sorts, the state I currently vote in, California, to the best of my knowledge does not allow writing in of any individual for President. The third party candidates just do not appeal to me and voting McBama is not going to happen.  (For why, read my articles below.  I view McCain as the frontrunner so the recent attacks are at him, but I see very little difference between McBama.)  Only one presidential candidate has actually earned my vote this year, and that person is Dr. Ron Paul. So, I might write him in anyways, see Doug Eberhardt's "A Solution for Ron Paul Supporters?" article. Not only will be conscience be clear, but I will expose a constitutional fraud instead of forwarding my vote to the Electoral College members like an actual democracy, the State of California will throw my vote in the trash and record it as invalid. What is more undemocratic than throwing a man's vote in the trash? This, as Sandra Hamilton writes, exposes the sham of a supposedly democratic society. What if the majority of us did this?  It would change the world.

In the next article I will answer the question that actor Matt Damon has about Sarah Palin for him.  It's the least I could do for this strange Jason Bourne lookalike.

Answering Matt Damon's Question on Sarah Palin (PART 2/2)
Published: September 21, 2008
Matt Damon issued a confused plea for help last week. I answer him with a look at Sarah Palin, the Star of the McCain Neocon Ticket.

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

As always, unlike the NFL, the author grants full permission to allow any accounts of, rebroadcasts, retransmissions, repostings in part or full of this article to your blog or anywhere else in order to promote the Restoration of our Republic.

Veritas numquam perit. Veritas odit moras. Veritas vincit. Truth never perishes. Truth hates delay. Truth conquers.

"You can’t breathe until you choke!
You gotta laugh when you’re the joke!
There’s nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive!
Just open your eyes and see that life is beautiful!
... No one will cry at my funeral!"
 - Sixx A.M. "Life is Beautiful." No one will cry at the funeral of the Democrat and Republican parties, or for the loss of the Federal Reserve and IRS. 
 

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The "Happy Coronation, John McCain!" Series

Tortured Twins: John McCain and the Trial of Khaled Sheikh Mohammed
Published: September 2, 2008
To very little public fanfare from my beloved American media, a Mockery of a Trial of Khaled Sheikh Mohammed, alleged al-Qaeda mastermind, is getting underway in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. Is John McCain losing any sleep over it? Doubt it.

RETRACTION - John McCain Crashed Five Warplanes, Not Three
Published: September 1, 2008
Dear John McCain, Here is my gift to you on the Eve of your Republican Party Coronation. Signed, the Revolution

John McCain and Barack Obama - Can They Even BE President?
Published: September 1, 2008
Are Senators John McCain and Barack Obama Both Constitutionally Ineligible to be President?

Israeli Attack on the USS Liberty Leaves 34 Americans Dead, 173 Wounded. John McCain, Jr. Led the Cover-Up
Published: August 31, 2008
A 40-Year Overdue Headline. Israel deliberately attempted to destroy the USS Liberty on June 8, 1967. John McCain's father hushed it up. Was it also the day America almost nuked Egypt? Read and decide for yourself.

My Father's Vietnam is My Iraq - Disturbing Parallels
Published: May 2, 2008
Maybe 9/11 didn't REALLY "Change Everything." An Analogy between the Vietnam and Iraq Wars, topped off by a John McCain expose

US Military Draft Creeps Closer - Ron Paul and I Defy Senators "Barackcuda" Obama and "Just-Bomb-It" McCain
Published: July 21, 2008
Gaze ye at the Face of Evil and know it for what it truly is. America, Have No Fear.

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The "Deep Fry The Barackcuda" Series (yes I know many are the same, I have a hard time separating them)

Utter Chaos in Afghanistan and Pakistan as Barack Obama Sanctions Preemptive War
Published: July 20, 2008
or "What? There's a War there too?" War Deaths Ratchet Up as Barack Obama and the Neocons Continue to Ignore Geopolitical and Cultural Realities

US Military Draft Creeps Closer - Ron Paul and I Defy Senators "Barackcuda" Obama and "Just-Bomb-It" McCain
Published: July 21, 2008
Gaze ye at the Face of Evil and know it for what it truly is. America, Have No Fear.

John McCain and Barack Obama - Can They Even BE President?
Published: September 1, 2008
Are Senators John McCain and Barack Obama Both Constitutionally Ineligible to be President?

BREAKING NEWS!! The Democrats have joined the NeoCons! War with Iran it is!
Published: July 17, 2008
Okay, the Truth is not exactly Breaking News but read House Concurrent Resolution 362 anyways. The March Towards Hell Continues.

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 The Money Matrix Series

America, Were Michael Phelps' Eight Olympic Gold Medals Worth Winning?
Published: August 24, 2008
Michael Phelps and other American athletes are bringing back loads of Gold, Silver, and Bronze Medals from the Beijing Olympics. A young libertarian economist asks if it was worth it.

The Money Matrix - Prelude (PART 1/15)
Published: August 1, 2008
Prelude and Source List to a Series on Global Monetary Policy of Control and Explaining Big Government's Finances

The Money Matrix - What is a Dollar Bill Worth? (PART 2/15)
Published: August 2, 2008
"Living so free is a tragedy when you can't see what you need to see!" - Powerman 5000 'Free'

The Money Matrix - What Makes Money Money? (PART 3/15)
Published: August 3, 2008
A quick history of money per Rothbard followed by the properties of money per Ron Paul

The Money Matrix - If You Don't Know Who the Sucker Is, Then It's You! (PART 4/15)
Published: August 7, 2008
The Money Matrix series rolls on by asking 'What are the Types of Money?' and 'What is the "Best" Currency and Why?'

The Money Matrix Explores Seigniorage - Do not give in to evil, but proceed ever more boldly against it. (PART 5/15)
Published: August 24, 2008
The Money Matrix explores Seigniorage as Legalized Silent Plunder with an introduction into medieval and modern banking.

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Published: Sunday, September 21, 2008
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