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Topic: Presidential Campaign 2008

ka-BOOOOMMM!!! Ron Paul Supporters' "Campaign Terrorism" Set to EXPLODE On December 16th in Boston!


Like shouting "Fire!" in a crowded theater, or saying "Bomb!" on an airplane, incendiary keywords amplify media attention to history-making Ron Paul fund raising event.
by creator
(libertarian)
Wednesday, December 12, 2007

 

Pssst! Let's talk about bomb-making!

Here's the plan: The mother of all money bombs is preparing to go off on December 16th, the anniversary of the Boston Tea Party! Hurry, it's not too late to get on board with this history-making, explosive event! Conspire with all the other revolutionaries! Sign up today at TeaParty07.com! Spread the word! Let's blow this campaign wide open!

Don't let history leave you behind! Let's mine this opportunity for all it's worth, and nuke all the other candidates! We'll have a blast watching the campaign go ballistic! Let's end the confusion about who's the leading Republican candidate, and give the media some fireworks to enjoy!

Don't miss your chance to participate in a scene like this one, many years from now....

"Grandpaw, what was the Boston Tea Party of '07 like, really, huh? Please tell us again, Grandpaw!"

"By cracky, great-grandchildren, I was there when the Ron Paul money bomb was dropped! Why, I helped build it! I told all my brothers and sisters, all my neighbors, the people at church, everyone at the office! The Ron Paul Blimp was flying overhead, bands were playing, why in fact, it was that very day that I got up the courage to ask Grandmaw to marry me!"

"Did you ever meet Dr. Paul? What about Paul Revere? Was Sam Adams there? Did you watch them all on TV?"... and so on and so forth....

If you want to have such fond remembrances in days to come, get out and do your part, every day for the rest of this week, in preparation for the upcoming Tea Party! :)

Of course, right about now, the anti-terrorism task force computers at the NSA, CIA, FBI, and elsewhere are probably going into overdrive trying to make sense of all the inflammatory keywords in this column! I'll probably be getting a visit from Homeland Security in short order! Now won't THAT make a story for the grandkids! :)

Copyright (c) 2007 by Dann McCreary (aka creator)
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Posted By: John Galt
Date: 2007-12-12 06:19:01

This has to be the dumbest thing I've seen. Where do you get off thinking terrorism keywords will sell a candidate ? I am an avid ron paul supporter and contributor, and this kind of stupid article is exacly what we don't need. Are you a Huckabee supporter ?

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Posted By: Richard Reeves
Date: 2007-12-12 07:25:35

Excellent way to "launch" a counter "attack"!

Parts of the Mainstream Press along with certain other Neocons have tried to demonize the Ron Paul supporters in what seems to be an endless variety of ways.

Just one of those ways has been to label us "terrorists". One of the best ways to "diffuse" those types of attacks is with SATIRE!

So from one proud Ron Paul "Bomb-thrower" to another....I say "PULL IT"! (Those in the know will appreciate the mixed metphor)

Get ready for the "Nuke-U-Ler" "MoneyBomb" this Sunday the 16th.....and get ready for the PrimaryBomb.com in '08!

You can picture me here as "Major Kong": (Link Edited For Length)

All together, we have lit the fuse to the "Mother of All Bombs".... the "LIBERTYBOMB"!

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Posted By: Ron Holland
Date: 2007-12-12 08:00:18

These extreme keywords are fine. Don't forget that the term "campaign" comes from the term military campaign which is certainly no more militaristic than bomb etc. The institutional enemies of liberty will attempt to smear Ron Paul and all groups and individuals who value liberty and freedom. There is nothing new here, just expect it. If it looks like this nation might return to liberty and limited government because of the Ron Paul campaign, expect the special interest to get even more extreme. President Ron Paul – Could He Really Win? Learn how outside economic and foreign policy events just might elect Ron Paul. http://www.ronaldholland.com/presidentronpaul.htm in a two part article on how current events outside the political process could elect Ron Paul as President.

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Posted By: John Howard
Date: 2007-12-12 09:54:00

Liberty is a terrorist attack on statism.  The statists are indeed terrorized by the thought that they will no longer own you, your weath, or your childrens' minds.  If the pen is really mightier than the sword, then bombs away.  Torture them with the truth.  Show no rhetorical mercy to the violent little bullies in the parasitic ruling class.  The sun is setting on their empire all over the world - not just in America.  Their counterfeiting racket has been exposed.  They are rats suddenly revealed in sunlight.  Let them die horrible political deaths and have to go out and get honest jobs. And to hell with all the little eavesdropping bitches who feed at the tax trough and monitor the words of their neighbors in the name of national security.  Such shameful little peeping toms must never be taken seriously or feared.  They are proof that the parasites are freightened, are petty, and are failing fast. 

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Posted By: Larry
Date: 2007-12-12 10:53:10

BOOM!  What a beautiful sound.

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Posted By: NH
Date: 2007-12-12 17:26:31

As it should be for viral effect, I can see the title of the articles now: Ron Paul smacks down Huckabee and all other GOP candidates in fundraising for Q4.

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Posted By: Leonardo
Date: 2007-12-13 14:42:31

Tea minus 3 and counting...

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