Topic: Americana
Who wants a Super-Soaker Battle between Danica Patrick and Milka Duno? The fiesty American IRL race car driver confronts the spicy Latina IRL race car driver in a practice session for the Honda Indy 200. The result is fireworks.by Emma Goldman
(Libertarian)
Monday, July 21, 2008
According to a Fox Sports poll found here, 61% of approximately 49,000 voters would like to see Danica Patrick and Milka Duno perform their next cat fight with super soakers.
Is it obvious that Fox Sports online is read mainly by men?
Being a woman is quite embarrassing when your top role models resort to Jerry Springer-type "conversations".
Dear Danica and Milka,
Have some self-respect when you're on the world's cameras. If you want to get hot under the collar, do it in private like real men would... that is, if you expect IRL watchers to respect you for your achievements, and not laugh at your grade-school antics.
Danica, I recommend you read a small book, 'Virtue of Selfishness', to get an understanding of a rational version of selfishness. Time to trade yours in, my dear.
Milka, I recommend you read the spanish language edition of the same small book, 'La Virtud del Egoismo', to get an understanding of what Danica should be learning. If you outclass her, your star might rise higher. But to make your star shine as brightly as possible in America, you'll have to dump Hugo Chavez as your personal friend and IRL sponsor. To gain an understanding of why you should prefer Bill Gates and friends and not Hugo and his friends, read the spanish language edition of Atlas Shrugged, 'La Rebelión de Atlas'.
Sincerely,
Emma Goldman
21-ARA
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It might be helpful to add that based upon a replay of the incident, Danica was right, Milka was blocking her. and jeopardizing many lives simultaneously. What is wrong with Danica confronting Milka about it? It took nads for Danica to approach Milka in her pit area.
It might make you feel better to condemn both racers. One of them behaved childishly and one of them was merely asserting herself. Can you spot the difference?
I find it ironic that a woman who follows the fascist Ayn Rand would style her moniker after the anarcho-socialist Emma Goldman. The real Emma Goldman would be concerned about real issues such as, I don't know, the plight of real people and would not find the time to concern herself with such irrelevancies as whether two bimbos want to have a water fight. Maybe when you Ayn Rand neocons quit pretending to be self-righteous and getting distracted by trivialities, things will get accomplished. I think I am starting to realize why Ron Paul lost. Because the people who should have supported him were sidetracked with their nose in a copy of Atlas Shrugged or some other propaRANDa.
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