Topic: Satire
Republican Slogans 2008 by Freedom Writer
(libertarian)
Thursday, June 19, 2008
The Republican Party of Texas needs your help.
From a letter sent to a fellow Republican:
Grassroots participation is key to success in politics! Yes, it's hard and often thankless work...but who says we can't have some fun at the same time?
That is why we are calling on you to share your wit, humor, and maybe even a bit of sarcasm...
While times have changed, and we get our news from cable TV or the internet...one thing has not changed -- we Texans love our cars and trucks, just like we love to share our opinions. So here is your chance to help us devise our official Republican Party of Texas 2008 campaign bumper sticker.
We are asking you to send us just the catchphrase, slogan, or comment for the bumper sticker. We'll take care of the design and all the rest.
Be sure to make your submission no later than 12 noon on Friday, June 20th. At that time, we will review all the entries and come up with the top five. We will then allow you and other supporters to vote on what will the official 2008 campaign bumper sticker for The Republican Party of Texas.
The rules are simple. We just need your participation to make this work. Get started today!
So, before you read some of the slogans below... I want to encourage anyone that reads this column to add their own slogans to this list. All you have to do is comment below... I will add the best slogans to this article. In fact, feel free to vote on the current slogans.
The best slogans will be submitted to the RP by High Noon on Friday, June 20th... And one more thing, y'all, some of them may even be made into bumper stickers. Happy slogans:
White Rino's aren't extinct. McCain for President in 2008!
Nothing New about NeoCons. Sameness We Can Believe In. McCain 2008!
NeoCon - Nothing New, just the same old Con. Vote for John the NeoCon!
Give me Liberty or give me 4 more years! McCain 2008...
Vote electronic! Paper ballots only end up in the...John... McCain 2008.
Why vote socialist when you can vote fascist? McCain 2008.
More Wars, More Taxes, More Government, Less Liberty. Vote Republican 2008.
Two Democrats. One Choice... McCain 2008!
No Brain? Insane? Vote McCain!
Don't Mess with Taxes. McCain 2008!
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