Yet Another Champion of the Constitution
columnist: Jake Towne, the Champion of the Constitution

Topic: Iraq
The Gauntlet is Thrown - The Champion of the Constitution vs. David Petraeus

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Will Ron Paul Fight Him? No, its just Me and the legend of Cassius Clay!

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by Jake Towne, the Champion of the Constitution
(libertarian)
Monday, May 19, 2008

On behalf of We the People and the Constitution of the United States of America and the Peoples of Iraq and Iran, I hereby challenge Central Commander and General David Petraeus to a Fair Fight in a Boxing Ring at a time and place of his choosing. I charge that he is violating the Constitution and his warmongering towards Iran is unbefitting a general in the armed forces of my country.

Wanna see how it ends? Remember I am Clay, I am the Greatest!

Cassius Clay, aka Muhammad Ali, and I have a few things in common.

He refused to fight in Vietnam, and I refuse to fight in Iraq.

We both hate chicken hawk cowards who talk "off the record" behind closed doors about Muslims like they are the Scum of the Earth, just like Hitler and his Jews.

We think Joe Louis, aka the Brown Bomber, and his sister were Cool.

When things were Dull and Dreary, We both felt a little Weary

We predicted the Night, and in the end, We both knew what was Right.

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

As always, unlike the NFL, the author grants full permission to allow any accounts of, rebroadcasts, retransmissions, repostings in part or full of this article to your blog or anywhere else in order to promote the Restoration of our Republic.

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