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Topic: Presidential Campaign 2008
More unlikely reasons why Hillary won

The MSM has totally slipped its moorings in coming up with reasons why stuff happens. Who made this rule?
by Jack Galway
(Libertarian)
Thursday, March 6, 2008

Who made up the rule that every newsreader who mentions hillary's recent primary wins has to come up with a lame explanation for the result?

I mean, come on!  Appearing on SNL did it?  The stupid red phone ad did it?  These people are either that stupid, or they are no longer even pretending we're not that stupid.

So I began to come up with some bogus reasons of my own:

  • The whole state of Texas is nuts.
  • The whole state of Ohio has no imagination.
  • The whole state of Rhode Island is smaller than Hillary's derriere.
  • Vermont has not been watching cable news lately.
  • Somebody was arrested in Chicago -- the same town that Obama comes from.
  • Women discovered that Hillary is a woman.
  • White guys in TX and OH discovered that Barack is black.
  • Hispanics went for Hillary.  Has anyone explained this in any way, anyone?
  • Barack really is inexperienced.
  • Hillary has lots of experience at . . . er uh . . . ?
  • Hillary cried.
  • Hillary didn't cry.

I'm not as much for Obama as this would appear.  It's just that he and Ron Paul are the only two candidates with any potential to surprise us in any fashion after the inauguration next year.

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Posted By: rtbohan
Date: 2008-03-06 23:58:23

Very, very funny.  Thanks.

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Posted By: trd
Date: 2008-03-07 09:54:30

You forgot to mention that the main stream media has been giving Hilary over 10 years worth of free advertising.  Come to think about it, after all those 10 years of free advertising, she is doing a horrible job.  With all that advertising she should have been way ahead and the nominee by now.

 

 

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