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Topic: Ron Paul
It was Me

Ok, I admit it. I was the ghostwriter of the Ron Paul Newsletters.
by Billy Joe
(Libertarian)
Saturday, January 12, 2008

I am the ghost writer of the racist homophobic xenophobic sexist old Ron Paul newsletters. Dr. Paul hired me to "write something interesting," but I was a disgruntled Navy veteran with post traumatic stress disorder, ADHD and a heroin addiction, so it wasn't my best work. I can't even remember if I believed any of that crap or not, but ever since I found Jesus, I have learned that having any unpopular beliefs is a sin. I hope this clears everything up.

I am greatful for the watchdog media's service to humanity by exposing this issue. Sophmoric namecalling in print is a bigger problem than the fiscal suicide bomb of unfunded entitlement programs, monetary collapse, perpetual occupation and war. We now know this because the media has told us so. Thanks. Now, can we get on with important issues like Britney's dress choice for the Grammies? Please?

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Published: Saturday, January 12, 2008
Last modified: Saturday, January 19, 2008

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Posted By: Bryan
Date: 2008-01-14 01:01:06

Hi Billy Joe, your comments certainly sound like ADHD :) I grew up with it undiagnosed and attended DoD schools almost all my life and almost never had a passing grade, even so I just finished my book "One Boy's Struggle: A Memoir - Surviving life with Undiagnosed ADD" Perhaps you would like to read it? If so you can find all the info about it on my blog Adderworld.com

Thanks for your honesty,

 Bryan

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Posted By: John Haigh
Date: 2008-01-14 06:19:28

Very funny piece. Thanks for the perspective. John.

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