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Topic: Presidential Campaign 2008
Green Eggs And Scam

I do not like Diebold machines, Sam-I-Am!
by creator
(Libertarian)
Saturday, January 12, 2008

 NEW HAMPSHIRE

Diebolds and Scams

An Abridged Primer for Naive Voters


(apologies to Theodor Seuss Geisel)

I-am-Scammed, I-am-Scammed, Vote-scammed-I-am

Vote-scammed-I-am With black-box spam!
I do not like this vote fraud plan!

Do you like Diebold machines?
I do not like them, Scammed-I-am. I do not like Diebold machines.

Would you like them here or there?

I would not like them here or there. I would not like them anywhere.
I do not like Diebold machines. I do not like them, Scammed-I-am.

Would you want them at your polls? Tampering with the voter rolls?
Would you rig the ballot box? Would you cheat with phony locks?

No ballot box with phony locks. Not at the polls, no voter rolls.
I do not like them here or there. I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like Diebold machines. I do not want rigged black-box schemes.

Can they? Are they? From afar? Cheating? Robbing? Yes they are!
They would, they could, cheat from afar.
They are cheating, you will see. They don't want us to be free!
All I want is to be free. Not squeezed to death! You let me be!

I will not trust a sealed black-box, the one that's called "OK" by FOX.
I do not want them at the polls to jigger up the voter rolls.
I do not like them here or there. I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like Diebold machines! I'm full to here with black-box schemes!

Say! In the dark? Here in the dark! Would you, could you, in the dark?
That's where they rob you, in the dark. They give your vote to other men.

You may not see it, but it's plain there in the dark without a pen.
Not in the light for all to see I do not like them, Sam, you see.
Not at the polls. Not in a box. No hanging chad. No lying FOX.
I want no Diebold machines there. I do not like them anywhere!

You do not like them. So you say. Try them! Try them!
And you may. Try them and you may, I say.

Sam! If you will let me be, I will try them. You will see.

Say! I like Diebold machines -- vaporized by laser beams!
I like them smashed by monster trucks! I like them fertilized by ducks!
And I will leave them in the rain, and in the dark, under a train.
Beneath a car. Dropped from a tree. They're all so damnable, you see!
So I will take this damned black-box, and I will feed it to a FOX.
Yes! I will smash it with a sledge. And I will grind it into shreds.
Yes, I will burn them here and there. Say! I will crush them ANYWHERE!

I do so like Diebold machines! I finally see just what you mean!

© 2008  Dann McCreary (aka creator)
- Permission to copy with attribution granted.

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Posted By: Gary
Date: 2008-01-13 00:52:10

Feed it to a FOX?  Classic turns found within these words go well  beyond humor...they cause one to think deeply, just how have we allowed the Diebold debacle.  Di-e-bold is quite similar in structure to Di-a-bold or diabolic.  I believe if Theodor Seuss Geisel could read these wonderful expressions he would not allow your initial apology to him, well done!

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Posted By: Taost
Date: 2008-01-13 01:40:53

It has been proven with more than enough evidence that they have used the machines to rig elections. In high court, we had the testimony of the programmer himself, who was asked to rig an election for some mayor. And there are many more such circumstanances. Voting machines are not at this moment in time able to give you fair elections. States who use them, should stop immediately, with all the evidence supporting fraud. If they do not, the are complicit. In a small state like N.H., it can be easy to find the truth of Paul voters. In fact, on one of Paul's many site, people who have voted for Ron Paul should register in a database at Paul site. As long as Diebold, mostly owned by Republicans, and other voting machines don't have the standard to give correct results, the paper trail voting will be implemented. Where is Carter with his controlling of Third world countries election process, do a job in America. Public must watch the offices where people are voting, there should be no DOUBT that the results are not tampered. America is not a Banana republic, then stop controlling the outcome. You know who I am talking too. The world is seeing America becoming a rogue nation, with no laws they respect, where the rights are dissapearing before your eyes illegally. Ron Paul's platform is following the law, a notion in Washington that seems to have vanished. Like in France, or the British King 200 years ago, look at the abuses and compare them to Bush. He has surpassed them. The list of abuses of the King are in the Declaration of Independance. When these abuses on the people have been perpetrated, again, it is the duty of the People to act accordingly. The media, their most important tool, must also be stopped as complicit to the agenda of the elites. I am mad as hell, and therefore will stop here, writting under emotions is not advisable. GO RON. GO RON. GO RON.You have already won. We are getting closer by the day, of the so-called invisible hand. We know more of who they are everyday. SO, a warning to the illegal CFR ETC, heads will roll, but like a snake, it has to be the head that needs to be cut off, and that snake is the FED.

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