Topic: Presidential Campaign 2008
NH - "Live Free Or Diebold?"

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New Hampshire; was it the best election money could buy? Were the books "cooked" like so much Green Eggs and Ham? Only your Diebold-peddling private concessionaire knows for sure!

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by creator
(libertarian)
Wednesday, January 9, 2008

♣ NEW HAMPSHIRE - January 8th
Fourth in a series on vote fraud -
*1* - *2* - *3* - *4* - *5* (coming soon!) 

You've got your evidence, then there's your lack of evidence, and there's always those downright strong suspicions.  "Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence."

Will the evidence of vote fraud be clearly unearthed in time for it to do any good? Will enough people care enough to do something about it? Here is my contribution to educating voters.

Diebolds and Scams

A Primer for Naive Voters
(with apologies to Theodor Seuss Geisel)

I am Scammed
I am Scammed
Vote-scammed-I-am

Vote-scammed-I-am
With black-box spam!
I do not like
this vote fraud plan!

Do you like
Diebold machines?

I do not like them,
Scammed-I-am.
I do not like
Diebold machines.

Would you like them
here or there?

I would not like them
here or there.
I would not like them
anywhere.
I do not like
Diebold machines.
I do not like them,
Scammed-I-am.

Would you want them
in your polls?
to tamper with
the voter rolls?

I would not like them
in my polls.
to tamper with
the voter rolls.
I do not like them
here or there.
I do not like them
anywhere.
I do not like Diebold machines.
I do not like them, Scammed-I-am.

Would you rig
a ballot box?
Would you cheat with
phony locks?

No ballot box
with phony locks.
Not at the polls.
Or voter rolls.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like Diebold machines.
I do not want rigged black-box schemes.

Can they? Are they?
From afar?
Cheating! Robbing!
Yes they are!

They would,
They could,
cheat from afar.

They are cheating,
You will see.
They don't want us
to be free!

All I want is to be free.
Not squeezed to death! You let me be!

I do not like that damn black-box!
The one that's called "OK" by FOX.
I do not want them at the polls.
To jigger up the voter rolls.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like Diebold machines.
I've had enough of black-box schemes.

To wash a brain!
A brain to train!
Could you, would you,
wash my brain?

Not wash my brain! I still can see!
I am not blind! I will be free!

I will not trust a sealed black-box.
I could not, would not, bow to FOX.
I will not let them steal my vote
in back rooms where rich bankers smoke.
I do not want them here or there.
I will not trust them anywhere.
I do not like Diebold machines.
I won't sit still for black-box schemes.

Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?

That's where they do it,
in the dark.

They give your vote to other men.

You may not see it, but it's plain
there in the dark without a pen.
Not in the light for all to see
I do not like them, Sam, you see.
Not at the polls. Not in a box.
No hanging chad. No lying FOX.
I want no Diebold machines there.
I do not like them anywhere!

You do not like
Diebold machines?

I do not
like them,
Scammed-I-am.
I do not like them ANYWHERE!

I do not like
Diebold machines!

I do not like them,
Scammed-I-am.

You do not like them.
So you say.
Try them! Try them!
And you may.
Try them and you may, I say.

Sam!
If you will let me be,
I will try them.
You will see.

Say!
I like Diebold machines --
Vaporized by laser beams!
I like them smashed by monster trucks!
I like them fertilized by ducks!

And I will leave them in the rain.
And in the dark, under a train.
Beneath a car. Dropped from a tree.
They're all so damnable, you see!

So I will take this damned black-box.
And I will feed it to a FOX.
Yes! I will smash it with a sledge.
And I will grind it into shreds.
Yes, I will burn them here and there.
Say! I will crush them ANYWHERE!

I do so like
Diebold machines!
I finally see just
what you mean!

Fourth in a series on vote fraud -
*1* - *2* - *3* - *4* - *5* (coming soon!)

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